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                                            A FISH WITHOUT WATER

In my school, there were 900 students. 550 boys….plus.. 350 boys …... Yes I studied in an all-boys school till 12th standard. My school was inaugurated by former chief minister Kamarajar. I think that he wanted us to be a bachelor like him. So, I lived my life without  interacting with girls.

After completing my school I decided about my future. … I worked hard for that aim…My aim was…. to find out the best engineering college where all the beautiful girls are studying…Simply I want to pursue bachelor of engineering but not as a bachelor…..

My friend Suresh suggested choose a college near Chennai because all the beautiful girls were studying there only...

I had to choose a college near Chennai but college exists in every one kilometer. Since there are lot of colleges I think college owners found it difficult to find names for their college……So all of them decided to select three random English alphabets as college names.  for instance….. SRM…. RMD….. RMK…. DMK…. PMK…..

Suresh told me not to choose Jeppiar group of colleges. There, male students are not allowed to speak to even lady professors. Finally I joined in  college in the Computer Science department because many girls were there in CSE.  In my class, there were 30 boys and 30 girls. I applied the probability theory and I was overwhelmed…at my finding that I can at least make one girl friend. The first day of my collage I introduced myself to my class girls …..that was the last interaction with my class girls.

I enrolled in the hostel and my roommate was Arjun, who is a studious and a monk not an OLD MONK . My friend  Arjun  used to say,  “This is not the right age to fall in love or waste our time on speaking to girls. This is the age to study well and focus on our career”

Finally He said  our mothers will find beautiful brides for us…... still Im believing in this ...but god only knows.

Any how we took an oath will not talk to girls and concentrate on studies. Yes... for entire academics  we did not talk to even a single girl….because no girls were ready to talk with us….

At the same time, we didn't concentrate on studies as well….

Four years were gone like this. finally, we had completed a bachelor degree successfully.

In my college get together function when I met my college girls before I started speaking, they started giving me covers. I thought they were love letters……..but they were invitations for their marriages.... I went to my class girl  marriage and I introduced myself to the groom and told him that his wife and I were college mates. He asked whether his wife was my close friend ….I said we both studied in the same department for 4 years but I never spoke a single word….. She said to her husband that I was a good boy….. Toastmasters believe me, Really I'm a good boy !!!!

Now I'm going to all my class girls marriages and telling them only one word that is Congratulations…... Like engirudhalum vazzhgha…...

I told  myself after college when I get a job then can mingle with a lot of girls. That day came. I got placed in an IT company. I waiting  to meet a lot of beautiful girls like... nazriya…... nayandara…... nameetha…... . With lot of  expectations I went into the office but in my office, there are only 15 employees and all are male. Sweeper also male…….. Even  

AAAYA not there……….

Finally, I found my dream girl, I decided to follow her daily and correct her. When I tried to follow her already 570 peoples are following her……. in Facebook.

That time I think why I am not able to correct even a single girl in my life. After some point of time, I got a new perspective Yes.. I told myself ….girls...you don't have the stuff to correct me. Am I right Contest master?????....

Thank you

CC2 - My favourite teacher

Introduction

Famous quotes says “Don't judge a man until  you have walked a mile in his shoes”

Good evening fellow toastmaster and guests

 I'm going to share the incident which was happened to me  when I was studied in school.

My school is prominent in surrounding  villages. A lot of other village students also come and study because of  many time my school awarded as best school in  many times. 

My school got lot of wonderful teachers. In my village peoples and students set some nick names for teachers. For an example they set nick names as 'deaf teacher' ,  'candy man teacher' , 'big teacher'. So many of them don't  know their real names but everyone easily identifies by their nick names.

I'm going to talk about one of my school teacher who called as tall teacher by the way in tamil periya vadhiyar. His height is 6.3'' so that this nick name formed.  He severely punishes both boys and girls when they make mistakes so is he very strict teacher in school. He is pure atheist but his name is 'perumal'. I saw and heard some students are drop the school because of he punishes more. But he awarded as best teacher in my school.

When I'm moving  3rd to 4th standard tall teacher comes as my class teacher. I got scared because of his punishments.  

Body

One day I came out from school during break time. I see my dad , mom and my sister are waiting in bus stop. Bus stop is very near to my school so I can easily identifies they are my parents.  I guesses that they are waiting for the bus. I start running to catch my parents, When I reached after taking long deep breath I asked my mom where are you going?. My mom replied that they going to coimbatore  attend my uncle son marriage and you can stay in grandma home for two days.  When I heard this sentence I started crying and says like ma please don't leave me im also come with you .  Mom convinced me like  son if you take leave in school then teacher will fail you and do you really want to be in same class next year also?. 

Suddenly some voice calling me , its coming from near  tea shop. Who's is calling me?  OMG thats my class teacher I'm gonna die. My dad start walks towards the tea shop. last week only he punished me for not doing home work . So i fix that  in my mind  that  surely he wont allow me going to coimbatore and  today also going to get punishment. I start begging my dad to ' please don't say anything and i'm not coming to coimbatore. 

My dad goes to teacher and said everything.  Tall teacher listen everything and reply to dad  'see first of all children's are loves to travel , In that age every child likes to be with their parent's. After few years they going to busy with their work and  even you think they wont be with you. Its such a busy world. So take your son along with you and I will take care of everything.

I'm totally shocked and I didn't  expect that teacher allow me to go. That time i think everyone says education is important but he only allow me to go. Finally I travel with my parents. 

Conclusion

I realized that I wrongly judged my teacher and after that he only teach me how to play kabbadi , what is boldness, how to solve math problems, and even taught us love subject also in class. Then he inspired me in lot of things and  become my favorite  teacher. Initially  i saw him as a thrones but when stay closer to him he look like sweet jack fruit. 

So friends don't judge anyone before talk to him and even your friends told about him. If  prejudge anyone you may miss one of the such best person in your life. 

Thank you

Table topics list

Table topics list

1. we do not remember days, we remember moments.

2. Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

3. Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.
4. Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.
5. Never give up. Today is hard, tomorrow will be worse, but the day after tomorrow will be the sunshine.
6. I love the beach, and I love the sunshine. Megan Fox
7. A flower cannot blossom without the sunshine, and man cannot live without love
8. Friends are the sunshine of life
9. If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing to do is wake up.
10. Life is the one time offer. Use it well.
11. Be the type of person you want to meet

11. Follow your heart but take brain with you.

12. The waves of the sea help me to get back.
13. Life is better when you are laughing

14. Limits exist only in the mind

15 Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

16. Without a struggle there can be no progress

17. We are rising by lifting others

18, The best way to predict the future is to create it

19. Big or small lies are lies

20. Believe in yourself because rest of us think you are an idiot

21. Maturity is when you easily forgive people than forgetting

22. Good friends don't let you do stupid things alone.

23. Fear – Your Greatest Enemy or Best Friend

24. Maturity comes with experience, not with age 

25. Nothing s permanent but your family 

26.  If nobody hates you, you are doing something wrong

27. DON’T LET ANYONE KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING

28. Never lose your identity

29. There is no elevator to success

30. Even elephants do slip

31. A goal is a dream with a deadline

32. Diet cures more than the doctor.

33. Do not take life too seriously. 

34.Happiness is a choice.

35. The person you will be five years from now depends on the information you feed your mind today.

36. It takes nothing to join the crowd. But, it takes everything to stand alone.

37 The currency of knowledge will be accepted everywhere.

38 A lion never stops after an unsuccessful hunt. Why should I?

39  A child who reads will be an adult who thinks

40 The expert in anything was once a beginner

41 You are one step closer every day. So, don’t give up.

42 You don’t always need a plan . Just go.

43 Inspired me to make instant decisions.

44  Hard-work beats talent. Everytime

45 Life is a number game. Athletes train 15 years for a 15-second performance.